“Stay At Home…”

Firstly I must say that I hope everyone is safe and well. I confess I thought this staying at home thing would be easy, plenty to keep me engaged… here is a little break down of my past week.

Day 1:

Make list of everything that I need to do, then notice the sun is shining so get sidetracked and go outside where I end up moving three azaleas and planting some radish seeds.

Day 2:

Look at list. Make cheesecake. Eat cheesecake while binge watching so much “True Blood” and “American Horror Story” I feel my brain has turned to mush and will probably slide out my nose if I bend over.

Day 3:

Look at list. Think about doing at least one item on the list. Go outside. Find garden gnomes and instruct partner to repaint said garden gnomes. Argue over what to call garden gnomes. Him: “No, you can’t call them all Dave!” Me: “But why not? They all look like Daves!” Settle on compromise of calling one Dave and the others after the cast of “True Blood”. Dig large hole at the bottom of the garden and eye partner speculatively till he retreats nervously indoors.


Day 4:

Look at list. Throw list away. Make trifle. Eat trifle. Go upstairs to tidy bedroom, have a little sit down on the bed and fall asleep, only to wake up and find not only have I drooled in my hair but I missed “Gardener’s World” too.

Day 5:

Decide to go out. Make comprehensive list of everything we need. Go to shop. Discover list is at home and return with pickled beetroot and cat food, neither of which were on the list.

Day 6

Go through music on phone. Play “Crank That ” by Soulja Boy Watch “Crank That” video on YouTube. Learn steps of dance to “Crank That”. Practise steps in front of mirror. Show assembled cats my version of “Crank That” by Soulja Boy. Run after cats as they flee in horror from my “cranking back”.

“Perhaps if we keep very still she’ll just run straight past us…”

Day 7:

Tidy wardrobe and throw old clothes away. Realise you don’t know when you’ll be able to get out and buy new clothes so retrieve previously discarded clothes, carefully replacing errant woodlouse outside.

Seriously though friends, I write to raise a smile in these difficult times – it can help, as does gardening. If you don’t have a garden, try growing something from your fruit or vegetable scraps – I have a thriving celery plant that has its origins in a large supermarket..The sense of achievement is lovely, as is the sense of looking after something living and growing.

Check out some book lists – various libraries around the world are offering thousands of books to download for free. Do something physical – not necessarily “Crank That”.. – just something to get the blood moving.

My version of a sourdough starter…

Eat if not well then at least inventively… A few ideas at any rate. And of course, look after yourselves.

20 thoughts on ““Stay At Home…”

  1. Hahah your clothing situation was like my book situation – I’d gathered a bunch of books we’ve already read to donate to charity, put them to one side just in case I added more before taking them. Then the lockdown happened and I’ve got them back on the shelf in case we run out of reading material 😂 That cheesecake looks so good. If in doubt, make cheesecake. If there’s too much on the to-do list, eat cheesecake. It’s always the answer.
    Stay safe, and I hope you and your family are keeping as well as possible ♥
    Caz xx

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  2. I work in a grocery store, so I’m still working. I had to self-quarantine for a few days when I got a cough. I figured I would just relax since I did have a virus, just not THAT virus. I discovered that I really don’t like TV all that much. Too bad. I have Netflix, so there was actually something to watch.

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    1. Please stay safe! People here don’t thank the staff in our local superstore enough – one girl had rice thrown at her when she politely reminded one greedy customer of the item restrictions…as for general tv…there’s been a spate of made for television dramas that promise much and deliver little – yep thank goodness for Netflix!! xx

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      1. Yes I know exactly what you mean – I used to work on the tills at a certain large supermarket and it used to absolutely infuriate me when people would say things like ” Oh I see you’ve put the price on your milk up again!” like I was personally responsible for the whole pricing policy! So I make it a point to be scrupulously polite to the staff – manners cost nothing and make the world a nicer place x

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