Some Of Life’s Little Trials…

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“Really, the woman has no grace or elegance at all…”

1. Sneezing too enthusiastically when you are reaching down for your handbag and headbutting the wall.

2. Dropping your moisturiser and not realising that the hot weather has turned it into liquid, thus when you drop it, it leaves a large purple, lavender scented splat across the floor. (At least the floor is now nicely moisturised…)

3. Being convinced for most of the day that you are actually having a heart attack (hypochondriac? Me? Never!) and then at night when you get undressed for your shower, discovering that the underwire from your bra has come loose and has been stabbing you in the chest…

4. Having successfully captured a howling Siamese to be anointed with spot-on flea and tick treatment – then carefully pouring most of it unawares down a crack in the table…

5. Lovingly filling a planter with plants, then forgetting what they’re called, so they are forever known as “orange stuff”, “the pink thing” … and so on.

6. Dropping a full box of cotton buds – the lid is off, of course… why you can you never replace them as neatly?

7. Proudly opening a brand new umbrella to protect you from the elements… then watching in resigned disbelief as a gust of wind gets underneath it, rips the fabric from the frame and sends it flying away down the street, while you are left clutching a bare carcass…

30 thoughts on “Some Of Life’s Little Trials…

  1. Sounds very similar to the day I had, we arrived back from a few days away to find that the builders working next door had knocked a chunk of plaster off my kitchen wall, then I opened the fridge and the egg trays fell out, the floor got a eighteen egg shampoo, I think the day was cursed lol

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      1. Oh so many to choose from –
        – Leaping out of bed as a student, only to bash my head straight into the wall, as the bed was on the other side to my home.
        – Sitting down with a full cup of cappuccino and promptly knocking it over and spilling the contents all over the carpet etc etc 😀

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